Virus Attacks Vegas Show

Performers in the world Famous Vegas show “Blue Man Group” have been hit hard by a respiratory virus. Many members seem to have Blue Man Croup. This respiratory infection causes the patient to cough up blue sputum and watch bizarre television shows on German punk rock Television.


In related news, Cirque Du Soleil performers will be performing twice tonight at the Mirage in Las Vegas. Their famed show “Kà” will be shown twice consecutively in what is to be known as “KàKà”. From a defecation perspective this looks like it will be smash hit, and possibly cause spin off performances such as “Brown Man Group”.