Lose Weight – The Kentucky Fried Chicken Diet

Fatties of the world unite! Yes, you can actually lose weight by eating Kentucky Fried Chicken. Anne Rexick, internationally renowned nutritional expert explains: “As long as it’s all in moderation”. This new diet is foreseen to replace the “Twinkies and Old Milwaukee Diet”, as well as the “Lays and Coke Power Snack”. The ratio is simple: one piece of KFC, to 37 servings of broccoli, carrots, and other vegetables.


Dr. O. Rio on the other hand totally disagrees with Rexick. He explains to lose weight you simply have to buy his book titled “Stop the Damn Eating”. Rio is also known for other bestselling titles:

• “Stop the Damn Spending” – a book that teaches Americans the complex concept of not spending money you don’t have.
• “Smoking is Good for Your Health” – a book that explains that teenagers are better off smoking tobacco than ‘them there crack cocaine’
• “If I’m Getting a Heart Attack I’m Going to Earn It” – a book that explains the joys of tavern foods.