Bridge Repair Work

Workers for the highway safety commission were on strike last week. A spokesman for the group claimed that bridge repair work is riveting. Lawyers liked the statement and attempted to STEEL it.  Their goal was a more concrete view on things and an unabridged viewpoint.

Seamstresses and Tailors Forbidden From On-line Banking

Seamstress and Tailors across the country were forbidden from conducting on-line banking transactions.  "There are many reasons for this" quoted S. Kamyou  a door to door encyclopaedia salesman turned  heat-pump salesman turned 'financial advisor' turned mutual funds salesman (just the natural evolution of the job).  "These people keep losing their PIN !Sew what should I do about this? " said S.Kamyou.

Never Bet Against An Irishman!

Some friendly advice from the good folks at Whack My Site :
Never ever play poker with an Irishman. When it comes to betting, those guys keep Dublin....

Summer Tires or Winter Tires?

The great debate goes on – can you use winter tires all year.  “Sure you can!” said Fred Pittway. “No the rubber is too malleable and you’ll have premature tread ware” said Fred Firestone.  Yes, No, Yes, No. In effect both sides are scamming you. One works for Donald Rumsfeld and the pharmaceutical industry, and the other guy just want to sell you “racks” for you “pinion” so that you don’t get “oil viscosity breakdown in five years”.  The reality is cars=couratha.  What’s couratha? Well, any car, any make, any price is effectively this from the very start.

Warning: the above is only an editorial and not based on fact.  Warning may contain nuts. Do not operate heavy machinery after reading it. A simple blood test can determine if an American lawyer can be sued by your own kidneys.  Those of you who are pregnant or may become pregnant should not read this as it may cause vertigo, and in some cases death.

I don't know about you, but I sure could use a rim job.....

New Diet - To Lose Weight Fast!

The new “Stop the Damn Eating” diet seems to be waning in popularity this week. After years of longitudinal study and billions of dollars in research, the U.S. Government  has determined that the best way to lose weight is to stop the damn eating. Fatties across the U.S. remain puzzled, and really cannot grasp the concept. “You mean no more KFC?” replied Alice Lardo citizen of Kentucky.


In a similar story, the U.S. Treasury announced new economic strategies for Americans. It’s called the “Don’t Spend Money You Don’t Have” concept. It involves the idea of only buying things you can afford.  This means no credit or deferred payment plan.  Again, this approach as of yet, still proves to be far too complex for most citizens, as the economy continues to tank.