Henry Winkler – Fraudulent Con Artist

Former Happy Days star Henry Winkler has become a financial advisor, and bilked his clients out of millions of dollars. “He used one client’s assets to secure loans for clients”, said deferred sales commission monkey, and former Encyclopedia Britannica salesman Chuckie Schwab. Winkler, in the financial world went under the name Arthur Ponzirelli.

Dick Clark Opens Chartered Accounting Company

Dick Clark just refuses to give up. His experience on New Year’s Eve countdowns and wonderful mathematical abilities has allowed him to open up a world-wide chain of accounting companies. “Dick has been counting for years” explained Dick Junior, his son. “So if your company makes 91 million dollars per year, Dick will report it to the IRS as 19 million” said Junior. “The IRS will certainly approve the statements, after all, it’s Dick Clark’s work”.


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