Bridge Repair Work

Workers for the highway safety commission were on strike last week. A spokesman for the group claimed that bridge repair work is riveting. Lawyers liked the statement and attempted to STEEL it.  Their goal was a more concrete view on things and an unabridged viewpoint.

Carpenters Using Sub-Standard Equipment

Carpenters across the United States are being blamed for using sub-standard power equipment. “We do our best, and buy from big name department stores” said one carpenter who wished to remain anonymous. Joey Crackhead, spokesman for Walmart said: “These workers purchase from us, they are getting off on cheap drills”.