Sealy Mattresses Sponsor Luge Event

Sealy Posturepedic is sponsoring the Luge event at the Vancouver Olympic Games. Luge athletes go through rigorous training. They run, jump, and lie down on a board. “It’s exhausting” said a 200 lb beer-‘n-chicken wing athlete. “I probably wouldn’t do it, if it weren’t for the gay uniforms they force us to wear”, said another. In contrast, the Luge athletes made fun of the gymnastics events. “Why train so hard that you stop menstruating?” said one luge athlete. “We just lie down and get billions of dollars in sponsorship” said another athlete rumored to be related to Tiger Woods.