How To Become A Hockey Announcer

Gary Bettman, commissioner for the NHL has created a course for young men and women who are aspiring to become hockey announcers. "It's a four step process" said Bettman

1. Shave off all your hair, and wear a very obvious toupée
2. Wear "coke-bottle" glasses that are at least +3.75 so everyone thinks you have nice 'big' eyes
3. Wear a headset - a big old one from the seventies at all times. No matter what.
4. Every third sentence, find a way to say "Hollywood Vs. Broadway" - and just keep repeating this.

Courses will begin this fall.

Scott Hartnell to Work at Wizarding World of Harry Potter

Money is tight, and for hockey players earning millions of dollars of year, things are rough. "It's hard to keep up a cocaine/hooker habit while on the road, and things get very expensive" said one player who wished to remain anonymous. In a more positive light, Philadelphia Flyers player Scott Hartnell has taken up a part time job at the "Wizarding World of Harry Potter". He works and earns extra money as the character "Hagrid".