Carpenters Leave Union!!!

Carpenters across America have left the National Woodworkers Union in order to form their own splinter group.  "Knot a good move" said union president Freddie Mahogany.  "You wood do better to stay in and pine for a new contract" quoted the president.

Time For Some Caulk!

We all need, it, and we all think about it - some good caulk. Life would be simpler with good caulk. According to Alex Harding, creator of Alex's Caulk, his stuff is the best.  "You open it and it smells like caulk!", said Alex. He also went further to explain "It goes on sticky, and then after a while it gets hard.  After many years it cracks. It's real caulk" said Harding.  Women across the U.S. have taken an interested in this new product, many cougars in their forties have questioned if this product comes in black.

Electricians – Burning Out

Electricians across the country are burning out. They’re getting so much resistance from government officials that it is shocking. “After a day’s work, we’re wired” explained one worker. “We try to go ohm to our families but can’t” explained another. It is a known fact that some have taken on a second job. For example one electrician is a comedian by night, a real live wire. “The situation was said to be amplified, but at the end of the day we all finally saw the light, it’s not so twisted after all” said Ed Lectric.