Oprah Asks Tiger For a Sit-Down...

You just can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp, now can you? Here's a "winning" interview if ever I saw one:  Oprah interviewing Tiger. Geez, I could just picture you - all of a sudden you stop watching American Idol repeats, put down your beer (pull up your pants), pick up the remote and click onto the interview.  I'm not sure what'll be more exciting, seeing Tiger going "uhmmm ...mmm...good question" or watching the endless stream of Toyota commercials.

First question Oprah will ask:
"Tiger, what happened, why did you do it?"

First question you wished she'd ask:
"So did you do anything kinky? Any edgeplay?  Was there any spanking involved?"

After (or perhaps during) the interview,  do you think Tiger will make a play for her? Would you?  I'm being serious...'cmon now if no one knew or found out wouldn't you?  

At any rate Oprah wants to interview Tiger sometime in the near future, and Tiger's looking to add to his scorecard. Wait, let me guess: Barbara Walters step in and supply the Vaseline, and Harvey Levin from TMZ will be watching from the side sipping that stupid soft drink through a straw..

It is reported that the two have plans go out afterwards and see the play "Phantom of the Oprah".  After the play, I bet Tiger will "drive her home".