How To Really Earn Money – Lots Of It!

It’s simple. As Mister T would say “Stay in School”. That’s right, stay in school. Let’s have a closer look shall we?

Step 1: Move away from home and go to an out of state college. Okay, so you leave your family trailer, get $100,000 in loans, and go to a “college” to study medicine. You end up binge drinking, catching herpes, and some of your friends even end up on Dateline NBC.

Step 2: Get a job - a real job, paying fifty cents an hour more than your Burger King gig. You can show that first paycheck to Mom (matter of fact you might as well give it to her… the paycheck that is). That’s right, you’ve raked in a whopping $526.46 a week! After paying uncle Sam, that’s all you’re left with.

Step 3: Buy That Mansion – You’ve done medical school! You’re a doctor! Great! So let’s go out there and buy that mansion and Ferrari. Problems? Well, you could get a loan, if you live to the age of 7,429 years. Don’t worry, you can afford all these things. You’ve stayed in school... your Mom said so.

So what’s the ultimate way to become rich? Simple. Work Overtime.

I guess you just didn’t work hard enough.