Taylor Swift’s Straight Hair – Love it, Hate It, Or Don’t Care?

You’ve got to forgive me, but what part of my sarcasm do they not understand? I mean do they actually believe I give a damn? The media is bent on Taylor Swift’s new hairstyle. Here we have a chick that sings a few country songs and thinks she controls the world. Known for her bestselling album “Teardrops on My Guitar” Swift has made it big in the music business. Now Taylor straightens her hair, and every teen across the country aborts their half-done tattoo, and runs out to buy hair-strengtheners so damn hot you could cook a grilled cheese on them. Why are these kids so obsessed? I have no clue. I mean are they going to stop doing smack, bang, pop, ice, boom, meth, kapow, javascript, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and weed because of this?

Trying to roll a dollar off this new ‘do’, marketers across the United States have been working overtime. Executives have stopped taking 3 hour lap-dance lunches, and have begun their largest pre-Christmas marketing campaign in history. New items set to hit store shelves soon are:

• The Tailor-Swift – a do it yourself sewing machine -in no time, you can sew old clothes professionally and quickly! 
• Taylor Swift Dental Floss – sometimes it comes out straight, sometimes curly. 
• Taylor Swift Doll – Wind it up and it smells
• Taylor Swift Blow Up Doll – Touch it and a band of redneck hicks show up at your door, and play Zydeco music on a washboard till all hours of the night.

What do you think of her new look?