Yes we already know, it’s ancient history - Vince Offer was arrested in March of last year. The world makes such a big deal about a little hooker smack-down incident. At any rate, our beloved Shamwow guy is re-grouping his life. He has now started a new line of meat products called “HamWow!”. Vince is reported to be changing his name to Vince Hogger, and he’s to also introduce another new product called the “Pork Chop” which grates meats. “Your life shouldn’t be BOAR-ing” said Offer. “I ham what I ham” was his closing statement. Reporters claim the situation will cure itself.
We're gonna do this in squeal time.
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