Balloon Boy's Dad Goes To Jail

Richard Heene, aka the Balloon Boy’s father, is going to jail. “He’s full of hot air” said Ian Redneck of the Countyville Sherriff’s Department. Heene wanted to keep his dreams afloat and drift through life, so he created this hoax, which grabbed world attention. The reality it’s been a really uplifting experience for him, somewhat of a gas. According to Al Franken, Heene stands to make millions of dollars writing upcoming books on sodomy, which he’ll experience in jail.