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Friday, January 1, 2010

United Auto Workers on Strike – AGAIN!


Once again, they’re at it! Mechanics are in shock as some workers were put on suspension. “No one works, they’re all on brake” said a striker who wished to remain anonymous. According to sources, employees in the muffler division are working overtime and are exhausted. “We must get our bearings straight” said Johnny B. Steering, director of the wheels division. “Many of us are tired, yet our desire to work fuels us”. In a parallel story, longshoremen in the Maritimes have walked off the docks. Rescue operations will begin shortly.

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