Vegetarian Cooks - Attacked!

Vegetarian cooks across the U.K. were attacked last week.  Apparently, they got the beets.  According to sources, the cooks were cornered near a bridge. They were frightened to cross that bridge when they came to it, but then, they just got over it.  "Lettuce Go! We Tolled You So!" yelled the rioters who were yielding to the cooks claiming the bridge crossing was not fare.

Everyone else just picked up some lunch consisting of Twinkies and Old Milwaukee and headed on home.