Yesterday, at Heathrow Airport, police spotted a Malaka Magician walking in circles talking to himself. According to bystanders the character kept repeating the words “Trick Or Tweet” while typing something on his Blackberry. Police said after he was done texting, he had to pull an immediate BBM – upon which he went to the bathroom and exploded. After that, for absolutely unknown reasons, he went to a dental supply clinic and bought root canal equipment.
Malaka? Well, it's from the Greek word malakia - meaning two different things -
1 - masturbation
2 - 'nonsense'. Perhaps this site should be called MalakiaMySite!
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