New Technology - All the Buzz

There is a massive amount of new technology out there. Firstly, as even children know, ADO objects replaced DAO objects in MS Visual Studio.  For farming projects, there is another technology used - the E-I-E-I-O technology.  To clean up your hard drives, we suggest asking JSon to use SOAP and AJAX.  Don't forget to upgrade your OS to Windows 7 or the fat PC guy will get ya.  Microsoft says we need yet another version of Microsoft Word.  There are actually statistical odds, and Vegas betting on where Microsoft will hide the 'portrait or landscape' do-hickey on the new version of "Microsoft Office - The Apocalypse". As far as hardware is concerned, the plumbers union (along with the Democrats) have agreed to no longer use the term "Pipeline Burst Technology" for obvious reasons.

In terms of Blu Ray - you need it. Why? Because you enjoy watching mis-configured wide screen televisions at bars. It makes you feel 'in-shape'.  Shhh... don't tell anyone that the pitcher is fat.... no one notices. Well, at least maybe not over half the employees at K-Mart.

Upconverting? Sure, you must. Why? To keep it internet ready, and Y2K compatible.  Blu Ray is still poorly marketed, overpriced, and mis-understood. So what do we do in the mean time? Upconvert. 

What size screen should you get? Well, this is often asked, and the answer is simple. If 'six-inches' is your reference point and you claim you know what 'six inches' is, then you'll need a mininum 93" wide screen Plasmatronic LCD screen.  And don't forget your HDMI cables to communicate with composite RCA.  I asked the guy at Future Shop about speakers, and the guy was quite busy - he Klipsch his own toenails.

Beta, it's not just a fish anymore.