Because of the serious nature of this study, rock group Led Zeppelin has launched another tour to promote this information - "The Song Romaines The Same"
Friday, November 26, 2010
Romaine Lettuce - DEADLY!!!!
Studies at the Mayo Clinic (a hospital for condiments) have concluded that romaine lettuce can be deadly. In a longitudinal study involving over 500 people, those who ate romaine lettuce died after an average of 80 years. "That's because they didn't use our product" said CEO of "Wash-Away Lettuce Spray" Johnny Hamway. "Our product washes away 90% of mites, whatever those are", said Hamway. Studies have also shown that lettuce that contains Omega-6.3 dehyrdoxide with a valence ion on its sp2 orbital is also much healthier.
Because of the serious nature of this study, rock group Led Zeppelin has launched another tour to promote this information - "The Song Romaines The Same"
Because of the serious nature of this study, rock group Led Zeppelin has launched another tour to promote this information - "The Song Romaines The Same"
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