Who Writes This Stuff???

I do! I am 45 years old, married (still, yes a lot of my friends have lost their wagers) and the father of three children (at least three that I know of). I have an insane sense of humor and want to use it to roll a dollar off the web. Let’s face it, gambling, drinking, and womanizing is very expensive. Hookers are not cheap - I need the coin. I invite you to visit my site often, and enjoy. To contact me and offer me a multi-million dollar FOX network contract, click here. If you don’t like any of the stories above, or wish to threaten my life, please click here