US Lawyers getting paid differently

Lawyers across the U.S. will be going through hard times in the upcoming months -  $400, $500, even $600 per hour is just not quite enough.  According to supreme justices, poorer people can now pay lawyers with a bag of seafood for what is known as squid-pro-quo

New Business Venture - Microsoft ZUNE

The enormously successful ZUNE by Microsoft is a testament to its name.  According to analysts, first quarter sales this year exceeded expectations.  First quarter sales were twenty five cents.

Brazilian Portuguese Just NOT interested in Soccer / Football

According to interim Soccer Federation President Jorge Garcia, they're thinking of folding the soccer federation. The current President was not available for comment as he was not feeling well and had a FIFA.

"The Portuguese in Brazil are just not taking football serious enough"

said the President.

 

Mexican Restaurants Offering Señor Discounts

Aged patrons of Mexican restaurants will now be entitled to a 15% señor discount.  According to chain owner Feliz Navidad (who owns half of Mexico) the discount will shake the beans outta business.