Lionel Richie Launches Chain of Tea Houses

Lionel Richie, key member of the Commodores and father to Nicole Richie, has launched a new chain of Tea Houses across the country.  Fans of his are currently "dancing on the ceiling" as everyone seems to be drinking his tea.

Hair Thief Caught!

Police have apprehended a man in Syracuse who allegedly stole a hairpiece.  "They're freakin' expensive" claimed the man.  According to authorities, the man will have toupée.