Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Montreal International Festival
Jazz singers and porn actresses are gearing up for the annual "Montreal International Jizz Festival". According to insider information, the 'emptying' of wind instruments must be done using rubber gloves.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Trumpet Deemed Easiest Instrument To Play
According to the International Standards on How Hard Musical Instruments Are to Play (ISHHMIAP) the trumpet is by far the easiest instrument to play, easier than the tambourine. Get serious - how hard can it be - there are only three different pins on it. It looks a helluva lot easier to play than the piano.
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