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Saturday, February 12, 2011

New Fragrance from FCUK

World renowned FCUK - French Connection United Kingdom fashion is set to expand their horizons.  They're branching out into the fragrance market.  "Our goal is to sell fragrances along with stylish fashion" said CEO Bob Rownnose.  Their flagship perfume will be called SHTI.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

New Higher Educational Institution

The U.S. government has launched the first ever university that will focus on witchcraft, and wizardry.
"Students can also study the occult"
Explained Louis Cyphre, self-appointed principal.  The name of the new institution will be "Damn-U"....