Tiger Woods new Exercise Program

Tiger Woods has introduced the new 'golf-workout'.  This cardio workout helps 'athletes' who golf achieve their maximum level of fitness.  Exercises include:

• Knee Bends - Yelling ka-ching (about the money) while doing a knee bend and sinking a putt
• Breathing Exercises as you walk from one hole to another (and drive there when people aren't watching)
• Elbow Bends - teaches you proper techniques for counting money for effectively playing a game for toddlers that is well marketed.
• Facial Exercises - how to properly tense your muscles while Buick pays you tons of money to endorse the most ugly and useless car ever made
• Proper vomitting techniques as you down a pitcher of beer and a basket of wings when you're 'off-stage'
• Techniques on tensing your stomach as you explain to the public that golf is a 'sport'

It was also noted that the first time that Tiger entered a car dealer, he yelled out:
"Look at the size of that freakin' car!!! It's the size of.... a BUICK!"